I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. Mark Twain

Some people say houses consist of walls. I say houses consist of windows
Hundertwasser

That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Henry David Thoreau

There is never enough time for too much self doubt anyhow. Wes Anderson

The lines that I draw with my bicycle through this great city are the most extraordinary thing. - Hundertwasser

For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
William Shakespeare

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. Mark Twain

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava let em go, cause man, they're gone. Jack Handy

The crow seemed to be calling his name thought Caw. Jack Handy

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. Mark Twain

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. Mark Twain

"Are you going to be nice?"
"I've never been nice my whole life, but I'll do my best to be sweet."
"I always told you, your sweet side was your best side."
"I guess that's why you're the only one who's ever seen it."
Bill and Kiddo in Kill Bill II

"I never buy umbrellas cause there's always one around." Tom Waites

"I am not bound to please thee with my answers." William Shakespeare

"I will wear my heart upon my sleeve" Othello

Silence is the perfectest herald of joy: I were but little happy, if I could say how much.
William Shakespeare

Our doubts are traitors, And make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
William Shakespeare

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
William Shakespeare